Oh please, Mr Snow Miser,

make it freeze up tomorrow morning, ice, sleet, some snow, whatever it takes to stop traffic and to call off work (at least until 3pm) so all of us state workers can stay home and wrap gifts, bake cookies, catch up on the Rankin and Bass and just sleep in. And uh, can all this get started at 4am, that way the 5am and 6am'ers aren't stuck en route to work?