The Beats have poems for every occasion...

Gregory Corso: Last Night I Drove A Car 

 
Last night I drove a car 
     
     
        not knowing how to drive 
        not owning a car 
     
    I drove and knocked down 
     
        people I loved 
       ...went 120 through one town. 
          
     
    I stopped at Hedgeville 
     
        and slept in the back seat 
     
     
       ...excited about my new life. 

Supposedly one of Corso's mindless, throw away poems. So much right there.